There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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