do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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