somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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