mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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