3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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