Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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