it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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