i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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