I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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