remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
