No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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