Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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