If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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