Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I want to make a zoo with you.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's never too late to be topless.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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