there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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