Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
