we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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