There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
