I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He? As in you personified your dick?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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