Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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