It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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