the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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