he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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