you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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