if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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