It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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