Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just want nice things and good sex
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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