careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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