No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i out mim tonsoeep
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