If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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