how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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