id be glad to
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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