Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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