I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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