just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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