we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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