it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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