Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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