I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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