Whod you bang
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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