I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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