Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
