dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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