their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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