it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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