I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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