The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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