I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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