Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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