Taylor Swift is so right about you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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