If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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