anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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