let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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